Look, working in a library is tough. It takes hours of focus, a lifetime of glasses wearing, and endless paper cuts in places too precious to mention.
Of course, there's also the neglected technology.
Who knows when Monsieur Wii started showing up, but if he starts humming the Metroid theme song to the tune of Edith Piaf's "La Vie En Rose" one more time...
And he has no hands, so he wanted me to pass this along...
"Bonjour,
I am so lonely. Despite my greatest efforts, it seems I must wander the children's section endlessly. Hopelessly. Sadly. And for why? I am not sure. I am but a humble gaming console, minimalist in my design, bountiful in my offerings, such as...
Wii Sports [EDITOR'S NOTE: I rawk hard at bowling, so bring it!]
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
Mario Party 8
et le Wii Play
...and I have always been fond of social gatherings. Nights at the opera. Fencing duels. Polo matches with elephants. So please, bring your friends. So that you might, as my charming secretary [EDITOR'S NOTE: Um...about that...] says: "dish out the pwnage."
Sincerely,
Monsieur Wii"
Seriously, the Wii is located in the Reading Room of the Children's Floor and available for use during our normal hours. Bring a friend. Bring 10. Bring your Grammy, your Grampy, and your goldfish too. Otherwise, I'm not going to get any work done.
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